I've recently adopted Dr. Red Duke's sure-fire conversation-killer in which he asks if everything has an iPod jack. SAMPLE USAGE:
Dr.: What did you do Saturday night?
Me: I made love to my wife in front of the fire on the bearskin rug.
Dr.: Right. Does it have a jack for your iPod?
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A quick little bit of market research:
Would you be more inclined to purchase a bear skin rug if it had an ipod jack embedded in the skull area?
Your opinion is valuable to us:
Truly,
Dr. Red Duke
CEO
Bear Embedded Appliances and Rugs, LLC.