not to mention your [bleep]s and bleep.
Addendum, #001:
an informal survey topic for our readers. WHO SHAVES WHAT THESE DAYS? i'm in the dark (and curlies) on this subject. respond in comments. results will be tallied and and smooth, clean-shaven pie graphs will ensue.
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i'll start.
1. underarms (just a trim)
2. that's it.
i only did this because of dr. will's diatribe on Big Brother about an ungroomed household (aside from howie, who was co-grooming). as a fellow celebrity dr., i figured he was onto something but i could only go so far. underarms seemed like a safe and effective bet.
I shave nothing but my face. I use a sideburn trimmer electric device to trim the underarm hair. Doing so results in reduced sweat, odor, Speed Stick® crumbs in the gearshift, and actual Speed Stick® consumption. Admitting any more use of the sideburn trimmer would end up with me spontaneously creating an errant Confessions post right here in the comment bin. But shoot me in the head if I ever attempt the contortions required to angle a razor into my rear crevasse.