So, one of my guilty pleasures is America's Next Top Model ... so much so that I got into an office pool with 16 girls for this season. And that, my friends, is all the back story you need for this glorious e-mail that was forwarded to me today.
------ Forwarded MessageFrom: Girl A
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2005
To: Girl BQuick question for you:
Please tell me Michael Chamberlain is gay because I think he is going to win and I just can't stand the fact that I may lose to a guy on Top Model! So to make me feel better, tell me he is gay and that would make me feel better.
Girl A
Afterword: Yes, I realize posting this may very well cause this entry to be the top-relevant result when googling my name, but, it's just too damn funny. Sorry, mom!
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So to make me feel better, tell me he is gay and that would make me feel better.
The construction of this sentence gets me in a very Ethan "Randy Hickey" Suplee kind of way.
Speaking of gay:
Hilarious.
And a pretty brilliant email address to boot. I thought you "never even looked" at the hidden email bonus treats? Nice first shot.